pC: um ovo
pC: well actually to be honeSt i am moStly juSt trying to make Some new friends uvu
pC: my luSuS is rather protectiVe of me So iVe kind of giVen up on meeting trollS outSide of the network uvu
bH: Oh!
bH: Under2tandable.
bH: Your lusus must car3 a lot about you!
bH: 4nd being friends sounds nice, yes.
pC: She doeS if SometimeS a bit too much ^v^
pC: She doeSnt let me go anywhere without her if She can help it >v<
pC: and i gueSS Since She iS So big eVeryone getS nerVous and wind up proVoking her uvu
pC: So other than cleaning your hiVe what haS been going on with you lately laSSah ovo
BH: 1 guess having such a big lusus has it’s negative points.
BH: 2orry to hear that, I guess.
Bh: And, w3ll, not much!
BH: I found 4 lot of stuff I thought I lost.
BH: Some old mov1es
BH: And a jar with some finger2
BH: But nothing too int3resting to be honest.
pC: fingerS ovo
pC: why would you have fingerS that are not yourS in your hive that SeemS kind of odd to me ovo
BH: Rese4rch, of course!
BH: Us1ng my own hand would be painful though!
BH: 2o I rather use the fingers of trolls who won’t need them anymore.
BH: I actually int3nded to keep the whole hand.
BH: But it w4s too big for my jar.
BH: So the f1ngers had to do.
BH: Oh, 2o you’re really not a grub!
BH: That’s good to know.
BH: I h4ve to admit I was worried you were.
BH: Noth1ng against grubs of course.
BH: It ju2t that…
BH: It would hav3 been weird if you were.
BH: 4aaand, nothing much!
BH: Just k1lling some time.
[[ it’s cool bby u3u ]]
CA: I must admit the idea of a wriggler typing is %uite Ludicrous.
CA: A uni&ue anomoLy & I would be Lying if I said I would be disinterested to see such a thing.
CA: It wouLd aLso seem you and I are investing in the same pass time.
CA: ALthough, “kiLLing time” usuaLLy invoLves other things for me.
BH:Well, yeah.
BH: I gu3ss it is kinda dumb if you think about it!
BH: 4nd what kind of things?
BH: 1f it’s ok for me to ask, of course!
BH: Miss.
BH: M1ss is alright.
BH: And ye2, I think a casual chit chat would be better.
BH: Also, w3ll.
BH: It h4sn’t been the most interesting day I must say.
BH: But 1t hasn’t been that bad either.
BH: What about you?
———
MH: ~My day has been uneventful.~ ~Mostly been trying to get my network online.~ ~Other than that, a little dull.~
MH: ~It promises to become a little more interesting.~ ~A storm is rolling in.~
MH: ~A literal one, I mean.~ ~Thunder, lightning, lashings of rain.~
MH: ~But I should be safe.~ ~They are rather frequent.~ ~I’ve gotten used to them.~
MH: ~Are there storms where you live?~
BH: Oh boy! That sounds dang3rous.
BH: Here? Not m4ny, actually.
BH: Casual ra1ns once in a while.
BH: But hardly lightning.
BH: Things ar3 pretty much dead here.
Well, this troll seems very pleasant as well. Not a bad start for your Trollmblr. You grin and quickly respond. The storm won’t hit for another hour or two so there’s plenty of time before you have to go.
MH: ~Thank you, miss(?) Lassah.~ ~I don’t think we need to be formal.~
MH: ~Of course, if you’d prefer that, I’m okay with it.~
MH: ~May I ask how your day has been?~
Keep it polite and simple. Nothing too invasive. It’s not as if you’re likely to actually meet the people you’re speaking with. But it doesn’t cost anything to be nice to people, right?
BH: Miss.
BH: M1ss is alright.
BH: And ye2, I think a casual chit chat would be better.
BH: Also, w3ll.
BH: It h4sn’t been the most interesting day I must say.
BH: But 1t hasn’t been that bad either.
BH: What about you?
![mobiushunter:
==> Notifications?
It seems that a couple of other trolls have stumbled upon your Trollmblr. That’s lucky, you suppose. After all, you did set up the TOWER’s networks for this reason, so why not start a conversation with one. Even if the storms knock it off every so often.
(Speaking of, you’ll have to take the transmitter aerial down in an hour or two before the storm hits. Disconnecting in the middle of a conversation might be seen as a rude gesture. And that wouldn’t be good. Plus, repairing the damage to the transceiver would be a pain you could do without.)
Now, who to pick? You guess that they’d be the best to start with, to test the waters, so to speak.
—— MobiusHunter [MH] started trolling capitalApparition [CA]——
MH: ~Hello there!~
MH: ~Seems you’ve stumbled on me here!~
MH: ~My name is Sellor Theron.~ ~Can I ask you yours?~
MH: ~If it isn’t rude or anything like that, that is.~
Of course, leaving the other troll out would just be as rude. Getting to know two people shouldn’t be very hard now, should it?
——- MobiusHunter [MH] began trolling basiliskHackster [BH]——
MH: ~Hello there!~
MH: ~Mind if we have a chat?~
MH: ~If you want to, of course.~
MH: ~I’m called Sellor Theron.~ ~May I ask your name?~
There. Perfectly polite and sociable.
You’ve been playing around with this dead rabbit for so long it’s not funny anymore. It would be worth saying that it actually never was. Sometimes you wished your lusus, could bring more interesting specimens. Then again, he probably isn’t even thinking in you when he brings them to the hive.
Maybe you should consider the option of going out for a little hunt. Hunting is really easy, when what you’re looking for has to be dead alre- oh! never mind, someone is calling you. Better answer that troll!
Talk with someone sounds nice too, it actually sounds better than hunting, because as much as you love doing that, you’re kinda lazy right now.
BH: H1!
BH: And no!
BH: I r3ally don’t mind.
BH: Sounds nice, 4ctually.
BH: My name 1s Lassah.
BH: La2sah Conteh if we are being formal of course.
BH: Nic3 to meet you.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvncunmbVV1r7xdjxo1_500.jpg)
==> Notifications?
It seems that a couple of other trolls have stumbled upon your Trollmblr. That’s lucky, you suppose. After all, you did set up the TOWER’s networks for this reason, so why not start a conversation with one. Even if the storms knock it off every so often.
(Speaking of, you’ll have to take the transmitter aerial down in an hour or two before the storm hits. Disconnecting in the middle of a conversation might be seen as a rude gesture. And that wouldn’t be good. Plus, repairing the damage to the transceiver would be a pain you could do without.)
Now, who to pick? You guess that they’d be the best to start with, to test the waters, so to speak.
—— MobiusHunter [MH] started trolling capitalApparition [CA]——
MH: ~Hello there!~
MH: ~Seems you’ve stumbled on me here!~
MH: ~My name is Sellor Theron.~ ~Can I ask you yours?~
MH: ~If it isn’t rude or anything like that, that is.~
Of course, leaving the other troll out would just be as rude. Getting to know two people shouldn’t be very hard now, should it?
——- MobiusHunter [MH] began trolling basiliskHackster [BH]——
MH: ~Hello there!~
MH: ~Mind if we have a chat?~
MH: ~If you want to, of course.~
MH: ~I’m called Sellor Theron.~ ~May I ask your name?~
There. Perfectly polite and sociable.
You’ve been playing around with this dead rabbit for so long it’s not funny anymore. It would be worth saying that it actually never was. Sometimes you wished your lusus, could bring more interesting specimens. Then again, he probably isn’t even thinking in you when he brings them to the hive.
Maybe you should consider the option of going out for a little hunt. Hunting is really easy, when what you’re looking for has to be dead alre- oh! never mind, someone is calling you. Better answer that troll!
Talk with someone sounds nice too, it actually sounds better than hunting, because as much as you love doing that, you’re kinda lazy right now.
BH: H1!
BH: And no!
BH: I r3ally don’t mind.
BH: Sounds nice, 4ctually.
BH: My name 1s Lassah.
BH: La2sah Conteh if we are being formal of course.
BH: Nic3 to meet you.
bH: Oh! The pleasure 1t’s all mine.
bH: Al2o, I’m a lady.
bH: Y3s.
bH: Soooo, uh. Wh4t’s up?
bH: Not l1terally what’s above you, of course!
bH: More like, how i2 it going with you.
bH: Th3n again
bH: You prob4bly know that already.
bH: Sorry, 1 think I’m over thinking here.
CA: Ah it wouLd Look as if I have staLLed myseLf from my Last prevaLent expLoit.
CA: I was empLoyed on something with which I couLd repLace my current icon with.
CA: This one is about seven sweeps anti&uated, as I am sure is ostensibLe.
CA: What wouLd our miss Lassah be up to?((last draw for awhile. It’s taking too long from me. Sorry @v@;))
BH: Oh, 2o you’re really not a grub!
BH: That’s good to know.
BH: I h4ve to admit I was worried you were.
BH: Noth1ng against grubs of course.
BH: It ju2t that…
BH: It would hav3 been weird if you were.
BH: 4aaand, nothing much!
BH: Just k1lling some time.
[[ it’s cool bby u3u ]]
pC: um ovo
pC: well actually to be honeSt i am moStly juSt trying to make Some new friends uvu
pC: my luSuS is rather protectiVe of me So iVe kind of giVen up on meeting trollS outSide of the network uvu
bH: Oh!
bH: Under2tandable.
bH: Your lusus must car3 a lot about you!
bH: 4nd being friends sounds nice, yes.
pC: She doeS if SometimeS a bit too much ^v^
pC: She doeSnt let me go anywhere without her if She can help it >v<
pC: and i gueSS Since She iS So big eVeryone getS nerVous and wind up proVoking her uvu
pC: So other than cleaning your hiVe what haS been going on with you lately laSSah ovo
BH: 1 guess having such a big lusus has it’s negative points.
BH: 2orry to hear that, I guess.
Bh: And, w3ll, not much!
BH: I found 4 lot of stuff I thought I lost.
BH: Some old mov1es
BH: And a jar with some finger2
BH: But nothing too int3resting to be honest.
pC: no itS no problem ^v^
pC: itS Very nice to meet you laSSah ^v^
pC: alSo i appologize i did not mean to interrupt you ovo
bH: N1ce to meet you too!
bH: And, it’2 alright!
bH: I’m don3 anyways.
bH: Soooo, c4n I help you with something?
pC: um ovo
pC: well actually to be honeSt i am moStly juSt trying to make Some new friends uvu
pC: my luSuS is rather protectiVe of me So iVe kind of giVen up on meeting trollS outSide of the network uvu
bH: Oh!
bH: Under2tandable.
bH: Your lusus must car3 a lot about you!
bH: 4nd being friends sounds nice, yes.
pC: no itS no problem ^v^
pC: itS Very nice to meet you laSSah ^v^
pC: alSo i appologize i did not mean to interrupt you ovo
bH: N1ce to meet you too!
bH: And, it’2 alright!
bH: I’m don3 anyways.
bH: Soooo, c4n I help you with something?
(Source: basiliskhackster)
You’ve been staring at that trollmbler for the last 15 minutes. You really should say hi to that guy.
Or at least close the goddamn window.
But that’s not the point of this, you join this site to make some friends, rivals or even enemies; whatever doesn’t kill you.
You can’t help but keep looking at his profile picture.
what 1f he really is a grub?
I don’t want to be friend2 with a grub
much l3ss enemies.
Th4t would be really dumb.
But to be honest. The fact that you actually think a wriggler can open a trollmbler is way more dumb.
You decide to try anyways.
bH: H1!
bH: My name i2 Lassah.
bH: I hop3 you don’t mind if I talk to you.
bH: C4use if you do I’ll just leave, really.
bH: Wow, that came up k1nda lame.
bH: I 2wear I’m far more aggressive once you know me.
bH: Not that you HAV3 to know me, cause I can still leave you alone if you want me to
bH: Wow, I re4lly should stop talking now.
CA: There is no need for soLicitous behavior. I assure you I am &uite harmLess.
You haven’t had much experience with social interaction in the past and you are quite certain most of the people you’ve introduced yourself to today haven’t either. This one’s somewhat bipolar introduction is delightfully pitiable. You must be lucky that you had had the fore thought to associate yourself with a manual on troll interaction. That is if you can call the dramas that started your near perpetual daydreaming manuals on anything other then fanciful thinking.
CA: It is a pLeasure to meet you Lassah.
CA: My LabeL wouLd be GaLant PueLLa.
CA: ShouLd I caLL you Lord or Lady?
bH: Oh! The pleasure 1t’s all mine.
bH: Al2o, I’m a lady.
bH: Y3s.
bH: Soooo, uh. Wh4t’s up?
bH: Not l1terally what’s above you, of course!
bH: More like, how i2 it going with you.
bH: Th3n again
bH: You prob4bly know that already.
bH: Sorry, 1 think I’m over thinking here.
